Sorry, the Internet has become too nasty a place to keep this page active. The script I used to email the insult was vulnerable to (ab)use by spammers. I am leaving the page up for "old times sake".
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3) Select "Send mail" when you are through
An example message:"Thou cockered, beef-witted puttock!"
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Last Modified: 3.24.2005